Film Intel's Final Word

What happened this week and why you shouldn't care.

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced, Cries In Court, Tweets About Unfairness Of 'The System'.

Story: BBC &

As we said on Twitter during the week - the only thing we really feel comfortable saying about this is, 'oh dear'.

Danny Trejo In Next Harold And Kumar Film.

Story: /Film

Great casting. The announcement we're most hoping for now is that in a piece of drastic cross-over, Trejo will be playing Machete, killing the annoying stoners off at the end.

Sweeney Rumours Start Up Again. Big Names Mentioned.

Story: Empire

Our analysis of this runs as follows: remaking an old series means star power is needed to bring in a younger audience. Thus, throw some names at some publications and see if anyone gets excited before you commit to saving the project from development hell. About right?

And finally...

Total Film got the world excited this week with a tweet claiming that the 5th July was 'future day' before later publishing an article claiming it was all an elaborate 'hoax'. Now, we'll admit to still being slightly confused about what the actual truth is in this matter but one thing we're clear on is this: 'hoax' does not mean the same thing as 'mistake'.


  1. It was Future Day. None of this is real.

  2. Ah, so that would make today THE MATRIX day... no?