From The Files Of... Councils Aren't Ready For Fictional Film Events

In one of the better Freedom Of Information Requests, Leicester City Council was forced to admit this week that it was, indeed, not adequately prepared for an attack by a horde of zombies. Here's seven more things that Leicester Council probably aren't prepared for.

The return of the dinosaurs.

Annoyingly in love teenagers randomly closing streets off with animated birds.

Jennifer Aniston.

Time travelling visitors.

Mariel Hemingway's Superman IV eyebrows.

The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Sucker Punch's tagline.


  1. Why, thank you Sir. All credit must go to whoever bothered to fill out that Freedom Of Information request.